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hot things to say during sex:
- Abraham Lincoln
- meme harder
- mitochondria
- let’s watch icarly
- why didn’t you reblog that post I made
- WARMACHINEROX
Captain Jack was once a Time Agent, or pretends to be one.
Captain Jack wears a vortex manipulator.
Dorium Maldovar sold River a vortex manipulator “fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.”
Dorium Maldovar works with the Headless Monks from time to time.
The Headless Monks decapitate people.
The Face of Boe is a head with no body.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
Imagine it’s a ketchup bottle
best post i have ever seen.
Literally the best
Pretty girls doing ugly faces is the best thing ever
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE I HAVE
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the Doctor:
*kisses Rory, a straight married guy who obviously has no romantic interest in the Doctor and doesn't want the kiss*
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fandom:
haha that's awesome and hilarious and look how progressive a man expressing friendship with another man with a kiss that's great and it's so funny when Rory doesn't like it.
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the Doctor:
*kisses Jenny, a gay married girl who obviously has no romantic interest in the Doctor and doesn't want the kiss*
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fandom:
that's so sketch and horrible and oppressive she doesn't want you kissing her gtfo Doctor and Moffat's obviously sexist even though he didn't write this episode.
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sane part of fandom:
...do you people not see what you just did.
ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life.
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
“There is a time for everything… a time to weep and a time to laugh…” - Ecclesiastes 3:1-3 (excerpt)
